Small Rant About Horse Sellers

Ok seriously, if you're trying to sell a horse, hell, if you're trying to sell ANYTHING, post an ad that makes you sound more educated than a first grader.

"This Mare an 2mnth old foal are up for rehomeing $500 for both momma rides
but hasnt been rode in a little over a yr has been in arenas an rode parades
a few times an just been a good pleasure horse baby is out of poco wayno
stud if need more pics of mother before foal an with her first foal i
have them along with pic of the big boned stud any ?s just ask"

Line 1: Mare should not be capitalized. Also, do you not know the difference between an & and? Spell out the word month and do not attach it to the number 2. Rehoming=rehomeing. Punctuation???
Line 2: Punctuation punctuation punctuation. Also, please spell out year. Do not use an instead of and.
Line 3: And instead of an. For the love of god, PUNCTUATION? Capitalize proper names of the stud.
Line 4: PUNCTUATION!!! "If [you] need... mother before [she had her] foal..." Capitalize I.
Line 5: "[a] pic[ture]..." I realize that pic is now common slang, but still! And do you not know how to spell question?

*facepalm*
Shoot me in the face, these people make me want to whack them with pool noodles about their noggins.