Friday, January 28, 2011

Funny Insult Day

"The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead."

 "A few tacos short of a combination plate."

"The elevator doesn't go to the top floor."

"The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions." --Dostoevsky
"A few bricks short of a load."

"A few french fries short of a happy meal.."

"Sharp as the edge of town."

"If she was any dumber, we'd have to water her."

"Doesn't have both oars in the water."

"Crazier than a skunk in a bucket full of hash."

" Not the brightest porchlight on the block by any means!"

"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."

"A few screws short of a hardware store."

"A burger short of a combo meal."

"The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

"Has an IQ of room temperature."

"Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel."

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