Sham-Wow!

I hear these things, gimmicky as they are, actually work rather well at drying off your horse and/or dog after a bath. Who'da thunk it?

In other news, the creepy Sham Wow rep guy, Vince Shlomi, got arrested for beating up a hooker after she tried to bite his tongue off while they were making out... I'm guessing there goes his Sham-Wow career...